Tuesday, September 6, 2016

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA 5: TOP TEN LIST MARKETING


Million Dollar Idea #5 is all about becoming an internet marketing guru in 10 easy steps.
You see these ads articles all the time online, all you need to do is get people to click with a clever top ten list...
*Bonus: maybe someone will hire you for your awesome Photoshop skills!

TEN MORE WAYS APPLE CIDER VINEGAR WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE:

1) If it marries you and you move in with it
2) If it blames you for its own inadequacies until you're forced into a trial separation
3) If it teaches you how to hunt with a bow and arrow
4) If it writes a song for your daughter's wedding and that song becomes a hit on Country radio
5) If it gives you one of its kidneys
6) If it sets up a meth lab in your basement without your knowledge or consent, and you get arrested
7) If it tricks you into signing over the deed to the family farm then turns the farm into a less successful farm
8) If it teaches you to control your temper and become a generally more positive person
9) If it plays with an ouija board and invites evil into your life
10) two words: CrossFit Buddies

Estimated Idea Value: $212,000
Value-to-date: $0.02*
*not collected yet